Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Ahmad Badawi die and go to hell. But the devi l has only one phone there. Queen says, I miss my England , can I use your phone and hear how my people are doing down there.
She calls and talks about five minutes. Then she asks: Well devi l, how much do I owe you for the call? The devi l says: Five million pounds.
She writes him a cheque and goes back to her chair .
Clinton wants to make a call too. He says I wanna call the US . He talks about ten minutes, then asks how much do I owe you devi l? The devil says Ten million dollars He also writes a cheque and goes back to his seat
Badawi is jealous. He says I want to call Malaysia . He calls and talks for about an hour to his son-in-law who is busy trying to find Mr.Petronas. Then he asks the devi l how much do I owe you?
The devil replies: only one dollar. Badawi is shocked and asks 'why so little?'.
The devils says: if you make a call from one hell to another, IT'S LOCAL CALL.